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I took my binder off, sighing with relief when the pressure was removed from my chest.

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The woman hummed, twirling a lock of hair between her fingers.

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Every chance I get, I slather on this really good skin lightening brand my friends recommended to me.

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Seeing my wife pregnant is one of my favorite things in the world.

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I never understood why people complain about how loud other people are.

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I patted the bison on its hindquarters, thinking to myself "They're as harmless as those dumb cows I see when I'm driving."

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"Sorry, my hands get sweaty when I'm nervous."

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Snow in the winter, apples in the fall,

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You ought to be grateful that you lose 200,000,000 skin cells every hour.

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"I love your lips," I mumbled against my girlfriend's lips.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I took my binder off, sighing with relief when the pressure was removed from my chest.	349	TwoSentenceHorror
The woman hummed, twirling a lock of hair between her fingers.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
Every chance I get, I slather on this really good skin lightening brand my friends recommended to me.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
Seeing my wife pregnant is one of my favorite things in the world.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
I never understood why people complain about how loud other people are.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I patted the bison on its hindquarters, thinking to myself "They're as harmless as those dumb cows I see when I'm driving."	19	TwoSentenceHorror
"Sorry, my hands get sweaty when I'm nervous."	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Snow in the winter, apples in the fall,	11	TwoSentenceHorror
You ought to be grateful that you lose 200,000,000 skin cells every hour.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"I love your lips," I mumbled against my girlfriend's lips.	6	TwoSentenceHorror