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When my mom yelled my name from downstairs, I came as fast as I could.

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When my son paused the TV show I was watching and told me he was homosexual, I slapped the shit out of him.

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Cinderella had finally managed to make it to the ball.

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"I won't allow you to keep beating me like this," I muttered to my father as I prepared to stab him with a kitchen knife.

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My dad always gives me shit for not washing the dishes and I'm tired of it now.

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What did the man say when he walked in on the priest banging the nun?

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"I promise I'm not cheating on you with another woman," I assured my wife, pulling her into a tight hug.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my mom yelled my name from downstairs, I came as fast as I could.	516
When my son paused the TV show I was watching and told me he was homosexual, I slapped the shit out of him.	340
Cinderella had finally managed to make it to the ball.	279
"I won't allow you to keep beating me like this," I muttered to my father as I prepared to stab him with a kitchen knife.	247
My dad always gives me shit for not washing the dishes and I'm tired of it now.	37
What did the man say when he walked in on the priest banging the nun?	27
"I promise I'm not cheating on you with another woman," I assured my wife, pulling her into a tight hug.	10