/u/dalonley1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I walked home from the gas station because my alcoholic wife over drew my card again I shoved the credit card down her throat.

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My whole life, I thought the phrase "the man will get you" was just something my parents said to keep me away from the basement door.

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"You have a lovely home" the sarcastic bitch said before sniggering to her friend as I handed them their coffee.

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I hated being in camp so I told them that I really missed my mommy and asked if she could come and take me home.

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My grandma always complains about not being able to breathe when I call

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My husband squeezed me tighter and tighter as we lay in bed listening to a man screaming outside our window.

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She's my princess, my angel, my reason for living and I worry so much about her that I keep a camera in her room, so I know she is sleeping safely.

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Speeding towards the cliff edge at 100 miles an hour with my wife crying down the phone and begging me to stop caused me to change my mind at the last minute and I jumped out.

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I sat in silence for the last 18 years watching the love of my life being taking advantage of every day by the cheating scumbag she married.

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My neighbour gave me 500 bucks to steal and burn out his car so he could collect the insurance.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I walked home from the gas station because my alcoholic wife over drew my card again I shoved the credit card down her throat.	235
My whole life, I thought the phrase "the man will get you" was just something my parents said to keep me away from the basement door.	230
"You have a lovely home" the sarcastic bitch said before sniggering to her friend as I handed them their coffee.	216
I hated being in camp so I told them that I really missed my mommy and asked if she could come and take me home.	180
My grandma always complains about not being able to breathe when I call	167
My husband squeezed me tighter and tighter as we lay in bed listening to a man screaming outside our window.	137
She's my princess, my angel, my reason for living and I worry so much about her that I keep a camera in her room, so I know she is sleeping safely.	110
Speeding towards the cliff edge at 100 miles an hour with my wife crying down the phone and begging me to stop caused me to change my mind at the last minute and I jumped out.	94
I sat in silence for the last 18 years watching the love of my life being taking advantage of every day by the cheating scumbag she married.	80
My neighbour gave me 500 bucks to steal and burn out his car so he could collect the insurance.	69