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My kids were just starting to get close to their father when he died, so I don't think they will ever fully recover.
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I woke up in the middle of the night to find Santa visciously attacking my mother in bed, so I took my dad's gun out of the closet and shot him.
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For valentine's day I suggested my boyfriend should go out and get drunk with his friends and I made sure he had his favourite dinner waiting for him the next morning, spaghetti and meatballs.
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I thought I had a kidney stone when I kept waking up in the middle of the night with a pain in my kidney, so drank a gallon of water to flush it out.
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Still recovering from childbirth, my wife wanted to stay up cooking Thanksgiving dinner, so I slepped her a few Zolpidem and carried her to bed.
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When I was young my parents locked me in my room every night and said if I told anyone I'd never see them again.
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I was devastated to find out that my wife had passed away peacefully in her sleep last night surrounded by family.
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I went outside to investigate an unusual sound and got surrounded by legions of hidious demons so, I pulled out my cane to try defend myself.
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