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When my right hook landed on his chin, he wobbled, then fell out of the ring and knocked his wife out in the process.
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If that little mongrel dog keeps staring at me with those hungry eyes I'm going to slap the stupid look off its face.
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I was devastated to find out that my wife had passed away peacefully in her sleep last night surrounded by family.
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Our boat went missing on the way to our work retreat, and everyone on board, including me, was declared dead, but somehow I turned up at home a few months later.
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When my wife found me in bed with her sister and didn't go insane, I assumed she was into it and invited her to join us.
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I pushed my daughter down the stairs before she could tell my husband that I was cheating, and now she's in a coma.
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My daughter whispered, "I think the monster is going to catch Daddy this time," to my wife while pointing to the doorway behind me.
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