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Roses are red, violets are blue.

255 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After learning that anything I wrote down would come true, I initially heralded it as a blessing as 1 billion dollars appeared from nowhere.

172 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was broke and took a job as a school cleaner. I shouldn’t have. [PART 1]

138 upvotes • r/Ruleshorror

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I was born with a gift that allowed me to see and know exactly when somebody farted.

98 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Don’t worry, Daddy’s not going anywhere”, I replied to my daughter, as she cuddled my hand tucked up in bed.

81 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Resting on the beach, I looked back on the past three years where I had worked endlessly to save enough money to treat my wife and kids to their dream holiday in Thailand.

70 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Always new Modric loved the Villa

61 upvotes • r/avfc

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After Elon made trips to Mars accessible to the general public, my friends and I decided that we were going to take a trip there.

44 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I was hired by a production team to participate in a large scale bowling tournament.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After finding malignant tumours in his abdomen, the poor old man stumbled into the hospital to get them checked out.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Roses are red, violets are blue.	255	TwoSentenceHorror
After learning that anything I wrote down would come true, I initially heralded it as a blessing as 1 billion dollars appeared from nowhere.	172	TwoSentenceHorror
I was broke and took a job as a school cleaner. I shouldn’t have. [PART 1]	138	Ruleshorror
I was born with a gift that allowed me to see and know exactly when somebody farted.	98	TwoSentenceComedy
“Don’t worry, Daddy’s not going anywhere”, I replied to my daughter, as she cuddled my hand tucked up in bed.	81	TwoSentenceHorror
Resting on the beach, I looked back on the past three years where I had worked endlessly to save enough money to treat my wife and kids to their dream holiday in Thailand.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
Always new Modric loved the Villa	61	avfc
After Elon made trips to Mars accessible to the general public, my friends and I decided that we were going to take a trip there.	44	TwoSentenceComedy
I was hired by a production team to participate in a large scale bowling tournament.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
After finding malignant tumours in his abdomen, the poor old man stumbled into the hospital to get them checked out.	16	TwoSentenceHorror