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The ghost who keeps spying on me in the shower can’t act on it’s desires, so I’ve gotten use to him there.

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Alone in the wilderness for centuries, the man’s mind deteriorated beyond all reason or thought.

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While I was snuggling with my family after watching a Disney move, the message “end simulation” appeared.

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For weeks I walked along side an impossibly large river.

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As the Earthlings landed on our planet my people ran out to greet them.

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“Remember all those beauty pageants you entered me in as a kid mom?”

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Having an out of body experience didn’t worry me.

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Lately the hostile whispers have been getting closer and more intense.

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“Buried face down, staked to the coffin, head cut off, mouth stuffed full of garlic, and buried beside a crossroad, did you do all that?”

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Good news ma’am, your daughters appendectomy went off without a hitch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The ghost who keeps spying on me in the shower can’t act on it’s desires, so I’ve gotten use to him there.	84
Alone in the wilderness for centuries, the man’s mind deteriorated beyond all reason or thought.	82
While I was snuggling with my family after watching a Disney move, the message “end simulation” appeared.	81
For weeks I walked along side an impossibly large river.	75
As the Earthlings landed on our planet my people ran out to greet them.	69
“Remember all those beauty pageants you entered me in as a kid mom?”	59
Having an out of body experience didn’t worry me.	58
Lately the hostile whispers have been getting closer and more intense.	54
“Buried face down, staked to the coffin, head cut off, mouth stuffed full of garlic, and buried beside a crossroad, did you do all that?”	53
Good news ma’am, your daughters appendectomy went off without a hitch.	50