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[WP] One day the entire planet was suddenly moved to a different solar system. While scientists and leaders were trying to understand what’s going on, everyone heard a voice. “Good day, we are with mortal protective services. We have noticed signs of extreme neglect and abuse from your creator.”
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[WP] You are the newest dragon advisor for the royal family. Your predecessors favor cryptic advice like beware the red rose or cast a stone in the river shaped like a serpent. Your advice is more straightforward like “don’t marry your cousin” or “your daughter would make a better ruler.”
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Introducing wolves to an area over populated with deer helps keep both of their population in balance.
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[WP] After you gave your master the standard 3 wishes, you told him to leave the lamp in a place like a women’s shelter or a homeless camp. Instead he sold your lamp to the highest bidder and now you are determined to twist the 3 wishes to the detriment of both your current and former master.
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[WP] You haven’t been in a temple for years. Your prayers are usually lip service. You have been ostracized by your community and your family shuns you. You have helped heathens and enemies of the church find sanctuary. Yet the Gods still find you worthy of your Paladin abilities.
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[WP] You’re a Genie with thousands of years of bad luck. It seams that every time someone finds the lamp, they are evil or corrupt and you are bound to grant terrible wishes. One day an child in torn clothes finds you and begs for food.
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[WP] “You heroes have it so easy, don’t you. Always loved, always admired. Given the powers of a God.” “You think I have it easy!? Bitch I’m homeless!”
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[WP] You’re a wish granting Genie dealing with your latest arrogant mortal. This one lawyer thought he was clever by writing down his entire wish in a contract form and used his entire legal firm to close any loop holes. So imagine his surprise when you look over his wish and tell him “No”.
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