/u/datnat32's posts
[WP] Trivial activities have been criminalized. You are a hardcore convict who have been charged with 3 counts of sing out loud in public, 6 counts of stepping on grass, 4 counts of picking nose, and 10 counts of checking out women.
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[WP] "Have you ever committed any sins?" "No" "Then why did God file a restraining order against you?"
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[WP] Aliens select certain humans and control their minds in attempt communicate with all humans. However, instead of trusting the messengers, we call them the mentally ill.
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[WP] "There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan."
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[WP] You are being followed by someone with telepathy. They're reading your every thought right now. Try and trick them into a trap.
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[WP] An English-speaking genie grants you a wish but because English isn't your first language, you decide to learn the language and come back to make a wish with your broken English. Whatever you tell the genie, you now have to live with the consequences.
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[WP] Certain individuals always call you 'sir' and treat you with extreme respect, but they don't greet and treat anyone else that way. You have no idea why but you have your suspicion.
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[WP] You forgot to take your meds last night. You woke up this morning realizing you are the US President.
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