/u/dbj2k's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After being offered how I would be executed, I picked hanging, thinking it would be quicker than being flayed or burned alive

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Living alone, people ask why I keep the clown doll.

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After death, I was standing at the gates to the afterlife and asked "Is this Heaven or Hell?"

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People often talk in awe of how vast and empty space is.

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Right before dying, I repented for all my sins, thinking I would get into Heaven.

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After I was granted my wish for immortality, I had a nagging feeling I forgot about something.

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I thought it was weird when my sister's boyfriend refused to enter until invited.

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"Daddy, where did mommy go?"

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I wonder why he let the bonfire die down.

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"Only a fool at their trial tells the king he needs a new cloak."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After being offered how I would be executed, I picked hanging, thinking it would be quicker than being flayed or burned alive	3477
Living alone, people ask why I keep the clown doll.	373
After death, I was standing at the gates to the afterlife and asked "Is this Heaven or Hell?"	207
People often talk in awe of how vast and empty space is.	16
Right before dying, I repented for all my sins, thinking I would get into Heaven.	10
After I was granted my wish for immortality, I had a nagging feeling I forgot about something.	10
I thought it was weird when my sister's boyfriend refused to enter until invited.	10
"Daddy, where did mommy go?"	6
I wonder why he let the bonfire die down.	3
"Only a fool at their trial tells the king he needs a new cloak."	3