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When my daughter was seven, we were in a car crash.

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“Look at it this way, Mom,” the dying boy said, trying to smile through the pain.

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The professor showed a picture of a desolate, lifeless land, empty aside from a sign that read, ‘Jesus is coming.’

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Once every month or so, I fire a few rounds into the sky to keep the property value low and the rent down.

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5,600 years into my agonizing life sentence, I found a penny in the cafeteria.

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My mother probably didn’t notice that I was no where to be found when she got home.

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Scared and unsure what to do, I clambered under my bed in an attempt to hide from whatever was wreaking havoc in my kitchen downstairs, realizing too late that I was not alone.

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Well, at least now Katie knows for sure that my daddy is stronger than her daddy, the little girl thought.

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She crept into the living room, unsure of how her family was sleeping through that incessant rattling.

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“Mommy, I don’t like the dog,” the little girl whined.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my daughter was seven, we were in a car crash.	845	TwoSentenceSadness
“Look at it this way, Mom,” the dying boy said, trying to smile through the pain.	833	TwoSentenceSadness
The professor showed a picture of a desolate, lifeless land, empty aside from a sign that read, ‘Jesus is coming.’	622	TwoSentenceHorror
Once every month or so, I fire a few rounds into the sky to keep the property value low and the rent down.	601	TwoSentenceSadness
5,600 years into my agonizing life sentence, I found a penny in the cafeteria.	366	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother probably didn’t notice that I was no where to be found when she got home.	290	TwoSentenceHorror
Scared and unsure what to do, I clambered under my bed in an attempt to hide from whatever was wreaking havoc in my kitchen downstairs, realizing too late that I was not alone.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
Well, at least now Katie knows for sure that my daddy is stronger than her daddy, the little girl thought.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
She crept into the living room, unsure of how her family was sleeping through that incessant rattling.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
“Mommy, I don’t like the dog,” the little girl whined.	1	TwoSentenceHorror