/u/deadzack-dz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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my dad looked at me and left without saying a word, my sister spilled juice on me and left without apology...

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I always thought it's funny how i mess with my roommate and make her think the apartment is haunted so i laughed hard when she brought an exorcist

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My girlfriend stabbed me twice in my shoulder

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I was proud to be the youngest on my crew to find the fountain of youth!

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I made my mommy and daddy stay after they wanted a divorce but they aren't talking to me now

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My boy is an amazing opera singer with his perfect high pitched voice!

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I started smelling something rotten in the house

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my wife always referred to herself as a black widow and i thought it was cute

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" if mom finds out we're doing this she's gonna be mad... " NSFW

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i always wished i looked older but now that i am , i hate it

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
my dad looked at me and left without saying a word, my sister spilled juice on me and left without apology...	262
I always thought it's funny how i mess with my roommate and make her think the apartment is haunted so i laughed hard when she brought an exorcist	82
My girlfriend stabbed me twice in my shoulder	45
I was proud to be the youngest on my crew to find the fountain of youth!	42
I made my mommy and daddy stay after they wanted a divorce but they aren't talking to me now	41
My boy is an amazing opera singer with his perfect high pitched voice!	36
I started smelling something rotten in the house	29
my wife always referred to herself as a black widow and i thought it was cute	28
" if mom finds out we're doing this she's gonna be mad... " NSFW	23
i always wished i looked older but now that i am , i hate it	23