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I almost died again.

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Hey, hi, uh, I'm kinda struggl--

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At first, I thought it was fun when an expressive voice started narrating my life.

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Officer Barton saw the Rottwielers chained up in the perp's backyard--starving, diseased, beaten, piteous--and released them.

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My preschooler came out of his room late at night to ask, "Mama, can zombies walk through walls?"

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I decided I do NOT have to listen to the instructions of the Voices.

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My four-year-old woke me by climbing onto my bed and scratching at my face.

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My SipChip confirmed that the pinot noir he gave me had been drugged.

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[OCT21] We cleared the zombies off the rides and around the game booths, then headed into the House of Mirrors.

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About eighty percent of the passengers started the flight with cheerful recollections about a destination wedding and their farewell brunch with the Bride and Groom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I almost died again.	8229
Hey, hi, uh, I'm kinda struggl--	324
At first, I thought it was fun when an expressive voice started narrating my life.	115
Officer Barton saw the Rottwielers chained up in the perp's backyard--starving, diseased, beaten, piteous--and released them.	103
My preschooler came out of his room late at night to ask, "Mama, can zombies walk through walls?"	58
I decided I do NOT have to listen to the instructions of the Voices.	36
My four-year-old woke me by climbing onto my bed and scratching at my face.	33
My SipChip confirmed that the pinot noir he gave me had been drugged.	23
[OCT21] We cleared the zombies off the rides and around the game booths, then headed into the House of Mirrors.	22
About eighty percent of the passengers started the flight with cheerful recollections about a destination wedding and their farewell brunch with the Bride and Groom.	17