/u/deathbychargen's posts
[WP] You are a contract lawyer, and you work for some of the most powerful people in America on a case-by-case basis. Your current employer takes you into the back room, and informs you in very serious tones that he's about to make a deal with Lucifer, and he needs your help.
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[WP] The Hero of Legend has made their way to the palace of the Dark Emperor. Upon meeting the hero, the Emperor removes their armor, casts aside their sword, and bares their neck, asking the hero to kill them.
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[WP] "I'm such a screw-up. I was born to oppose the Messiah and usher in the End Times, and I can't even do that right."
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[WP] A string of stakings have ravaged the city's vampire districts. Looks like it's gonna be a long night for the LAPD Undead Crimes Unit.
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[WP] As the ravenous beasts close in, you scream in terror, yelling for them not to kill you. They stop, one of them apologizes in an English accent, and they walk away.
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[WP] The world has secretly had a single Emperor since the 15th century. Unfortunately, as is the case with most royal families, this Emperor is incredibly inbred.
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[WP] The most powerful superhero in the world is secretly a rather ill-tempered, dimwitted slob. You are one of his government handlers, and the aliens have just invaded.
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