| I saw the overturned tricycle in the driveway, as the kidnappers closed the door to the van. | 14 | | | | |
| MOM!!!! | 14 | | | | |
| [OCT21] At the carnival, Zoltar Speaks and I wish to be big. | 14 | | | | |
| “Lock the window,” he’d always whisper before I went to sleep. | 13 | | | | |
| I awoke, feeling dozens of small feet crawling over the sleeping bag I had set out beneath the stars. | 12 | | | | |
| I will miss the way my wife’s hair smells in the mornings. | 10 | | | | |
| Despite my efforts, my coding student still missed the difference between a slash and a backslash. | 9 | | | | |
| I was in my driveway, sitting behind the wheel, when I finally noticed the terrifying driver. | 8 | | | | |
| You’re probably wondering how he got into this situation, screaming in pain as a dozen hungry mouths eviscerate him. | 7 | | | | |
| [AUG21] “They never were gonna for give us”, you yelled up. | 5 | | | | |
