/u/definitelynotahunter's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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This ziplining trip was a great idea, I'm having so much fun!

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The two women stood at the window to the nursery, chatting, and the blonde asked, "Which one is yours?"

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Mama and Daddy always told me not to talk to strangers.

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The genie smiled at me kindly as I exclaimed, "I want to be the most beautiful woman alive!!"

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My skydiving instructor went over everything that could possibly go wrong.

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Nothing could compare to the awe of seeing the Earth from outer space.

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I breathed a quiet sigh of relief as I locked the door behind me.

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I opened my eyes to see a huge, horrifying spider an inch from my face.

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My teeth always clacked together when I sneezed, so hard I once chipped a tooth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This ziplining trip was a great idea, I'm having so much fun!	280
The two women stood at the window to the nursery, chatting, and the blonde asked, "Which one is yours?"	204
Mama and Daddy always told me not to talk to strangers.	38
The genie smiled at me kindly as I exclaimed, "I want to be the most beautiful woman alive!!"	32
My skydiving instructor went over everything that could possibly go wrong.	31
Nothing could compare to the awe of seeing the Earth from outer space.	30
I breathed a quiet sigh of relief as I locked the door behind me.	7
I opened my eyes to see a huge, horrifying spider an inch from my face.	4
My teeth always clacked together when I sneezed, so hard I once chipped a tooth.	4