/u/dehavey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Living amongst the monsters so long, he learned to efficiently kill, to quitely get away, and most importantly to keep to himself.

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Thanks to advances in modern medicine, living with brain parasites is more manageable than ever.

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My audio hallucinations were diagnosed as tinnitus and with a simple treatment, the ringing in my ears finally stopped.

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Enough DNA was salvaged from the 2000 year old artifacts, rudimentary nails, to start cell culture in vitro.

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Being caught puking after meals one too many times, my worried parents called the doctor so I could talk to someone about bulimia.

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Despite his public face, Father never forgives failure.

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Dumbstruck, I stood at the pearly gates watching the slow shuffle of souls in thier second funeral march to Uriel, his flaming sword, a chopping block, and an all too eager God.

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"With the males, you'll want to capture alive and castrate them a month prior to slaughter so the meat isn't so gamey." my Dad explained on our first Father-Son hunting trip.

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When science conquered death the bidding war for the use of it's patent redefined everything we thought we knew about late stage capitalism.

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"Only the human part committed the crime" the warden explaned as he removed my brain, complete with eyes and nervous system, from my cyborg appendages.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Living amongst the monsters so long, he learned to efficiently kill, to quitely get away, and most importantly to keep to himself.	7689
Thanks to advances in modern medicine, living with brain parasites is more manageable than ever.	6456
My audio hallucinations were diagnosed as tinnitus and with a simple treatment, the ringing in my ears finally stopped.	643
Enough DNA was salvaged from the 2000 year old artifacts, rudimentary nails, to start cell culture in vitro.	456
Being caught puking after meals one too many times, my worried parents called the doctor so I could talk to someone about bulimia.	115
Despite his public face, Father never forgives failure.	103
Dumbstruck, I stood at the pearly gates watching the slow shuffle of souls in thier second funeral march to Uriel, his flaming sword, a chopping block, and an all too eager God.	96
"With the males, you'll want to capture alive and castrate them a month prior to slaughter so the meat isn't so gamey." my Dad explained on our first Father-Son hunting trip.	83
When science conquered death the bidding war for the use of it's patent redefined everything we thought we knew about late stage capitalism.	76
"Only the human part committed the crime" the warden explaned as he removed my brain, complete with eyes and nervous system, from my cyborg appendages.	58