/u/dehavey's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The violin, strung with hairs from Samson himself, played songs that brought the strongest men to his knees.

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Carefully removing the peel my partner hands me yet another new and exotic food on our vacation.

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"Do you always cry during sex?" He asked, pawing awkwardly at her in a ham-fisted attempt of comfort.

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His science fair diorama of the evolution process earned Him a failing grade and laughingstock status with all His classmates.

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The car accident that nearly cost him his life settled for taking his arm up shoulder instead and the phantom itch in the missing limb was driving him insane.

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Taking care of his teeth had never been a priority and when they all fell out overnight, he wasn't surprised.

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After I started my new paleo diet, I responded to an ad for a secluded forest cookout complete with a massive 6 foot rotisserie spit.

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He chewed until he felt his teeth splinter in their sockets and with an empty smile he asked to be excused.

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As I walked in to the tiny dinner I was greeted by a man in a bloody apron saying "Welcome to Cannon-Bill's Burgers and Thrills where you guess the meat your meal is my treat!"

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The forest, clearly haunted, was also full of many worldly terrors as every groping and moonlit step was met with a faceful of spiderweb.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The violin, strung with hairs from Samson himself, played songs that brought the strongest men to his knees.	17
Carefully removing the peel my partner hands me yet another new and exotic food on our vacation.	17
"Do you always cry during sex?" He asked, pawing awkwardly at her in a ham-fisted attempt of comfort.	15
His science fair diorama of the evolution process earned Him a failing grade and laughingstock status with all His classmates.	15
The car accident that nearly cost him his life settled for taking his arm up shoulder instead and the phantom itch in the missing limb was driving him insane.	14
Taking care of his teeth had never been a priority and when they all fell out overnight, he wasn't surprised.	12
After I started my new paleo diet, I responded to an ad for a secluded forest cookout complete with a massive 6 foot rotisserie spit.	12
He chewed until he felt his teeth splinter in their sockets and with an empty smile he asked to be excused.	12
As I walked in to the tiny dinner I was greeted by a man in a bloody apron saying "Welcome to Cannon-Bill's Burgers and Thrills where you guess the meat your meal is my treat!"	11
The forest, clearly haunted, was also full of many worldly terrors as every groping and moonlit step was met with a faceful of spiderweb.	10