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I love to lucid dream about people who’ve hurt me - I can tease, mutilate, and execute them without consequence.

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They say the littlest coffins weigh the most.

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“You’re so close; just take one more shot,” he said with an encouraging smile.

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She’s my pride and joy, the most beautiful girl in the world (except for maybe her mother).

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“You denounce God, refuse to worship, refuse to kneel - I suppose you think you ARE God,” mocked the priestess.

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Holding the nail carefully in place, I picked up the hammer and struck

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“You won’t be needing a casket for your daughter after all,” the detective said with a grin.

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I stealthily packed my hunting pistol and a handful of bullets into the tattered backpack.

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“I swear I’ll marry you someday,” I whispered, and she giggled, lifting her head from my chest to meet my gaze.

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The moment I delivered the infant into the doctor’s arms, I reached for my daughter and pulled her close to my chest.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I love to lucid dream about people who’ve hurt me - I can tease, mutilate, and execute them without consequence.	14
They say the littlest coffins weigh the most.	14
“You’re so close; just take one more shot,” he said with an encouraging smile.	11
She’s my pride and joy, the most beautiful girl in the world (except for maybe her mother).	9
“You denounce God, refuse to worship, refuse to kneel - I suppose you think you ARE God,” mocked the priestess.	8
Holding the nail carefully in place, I picked up the hammer and struck	6
“You won’t be needing a casket for your daughter after all,” the detective said with a grin.	2
I stealthily packed my hunting pistol and a handful of bullets into the tattered backpack.	1
“I swear I’ll marry you someday,” I whispered, and she giggled, lifting her head from my chest to meet my gaze.	1
The moment I delivered the infant into the doctor’s arms, I reached for my daughter and pulled her close to my chest.	1