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“Parents must surrender custody of all children who fail to meet developmental standards by age 3.”

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“Mom, dad, help me!” I screamed, kicking desperately as the kidnappers dragged me, still in my Christmas pajamas, toward the front door.

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“Let us help you,” she pleaded, holding up a shoddy brochure to an inpatient treatment program.

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I smiled at my daughter’s writing assignment, which read, “One day, my child will look at me the way I look at my parents.”

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I moved from Oregon to Texas so I could be a father.

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The woman flinched in shock as her husband, who was in bed with the flu, chucked the glass of water she’d brought to him straight into the ground.

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“I wish for my missing daughter to come home!” I told the genie.

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“I know she’s gone, but can I have a minute to say goodbye?” I begged the nurse.

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He gazed into her eyes and murm, “I love you so much, my only child.”

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I hope my wife’s postpartum cravings aren’t too bad this time around.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Parents must surrender custody of all children who fail to meet developmental standards by age 3.”	2182
“Mom, dad, help me!” I screamed, kicking desperately as the kidnappers dragged me, still in my Christmas pajamas, toward the front door.	1041
“Let us help you,” she pleaded, holding up a shoddy brochure to an inpatient treatment program.	936
I smiled at my daughter’s writing assignment, which read, “One day, my child will look at me the way I look at my parents.”	915
I moved from Oregon to Texas so I could be a father.	580
The woman flinched in shock as her husband, who was in bed with the flu, chucked the glass of water she’d brought to him straight into the ground.	567
“I wish for my missing daughter to come home!” I told the genie.	313
“I know she’s gone, but can I have a minute to say goodbye?” I begged the nurse.	259
He gazed into her eyes and murm, “I love you so much, my only child.”	130
I hope my wife’s postpartum cravings aren’t too bad this time around.	116