/u/disconnectedjosh's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It wasn't the first time my mother had said my sister was a spoiled, rotten child... NSFW

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When my daughter was born, the first psychic told me she would end up thanking her daddy for her long and successful career in the movies, while the second told me she would end up destitute and never speak to me again. NSFW

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As my lovely wife and I toasted each other on our 12th wedding anniversary, the fluorescent lights in our kitchen began glowing brighter and brighter.

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I arrived home from work to find my daughter's Nanny cam in a broken pile next to a note that read - "I don't kiss and tell."

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After I committed suicide, the disheveled shadow with yellow eyes approached and informed me that I wasn't allowed to cross over until I completed my unfinished business.

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After years of tinkering, I finally sat down to give my automated robotic barber a test run.

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My therapist thought she was being helpful by informing me that it was normal to become aroused during a sexual assault. NSFW

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I unknowingly posted my first meme on the day Reddit achieved sentience and started judging us...

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My client was thrilled when I jokingly suggested he end his autobiography with a suicide note.

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I couldn't wait until my ex dropped off my little girl so I could surprise her with the rescue dog I just adopted.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It wasn't the first time my mother had said my sister was a spoiled, rotten child... NSFW	21
When my daughter was born, the first psychic told me she would end up thanking her daddy for her long and successful career in the movies, while the second told me she would end up destitute and never speak to me again. NSFW	20
As my lovely wife and I toasted each other on our 12th wedding anniversary, the fluorescent lights in our kitchen began glowing brighter and brighter.	12
I arrived home from work to find my daughter's Nanny cam in a broken pile next to a note that read - "I don't kiss and tell."	12
After I committed suicide, the disheveled shadow with yellow eyes approached and informed me that I wasn't allowed to cross over until I completed my unfinished business.	11
After years of tinkering, I finally sat down to give my automated robotic barber a test run.	11
My therapist thought she was being helpful by informing me that it was normal to become aroused during a sexual assault. NSFW	9
I unknowingly posted my first meme on the day Reddit achieved sentience and started judging us...	9
My client was thrilled when I jokingly suggested he end his autobiography with a suicide note.	8
I couldn't wait until my ex dropped off my little girl so I could surprise her with the rescue dog I just adopted.	7