/u/djseifer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Your dog is so big and friendly, he even tried to hop into my bed last night!"

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Mission control watched their monitors in tense anticipation as the astronaut drifted further and further away from the shuttle, becoming a fleck of white as they broke the record for the furthest untethered spacewalk.

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I strolled through the ruins of an empty metropolis that had been home to millions, the burnt-out husks of once-proud buildings all that remains of what had been a thriving community.

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"Gentlemen, I have conducted this experiment dozens of times and believe me, you have absolutely nothing to worry about."

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Arranged marriages are common in my culture, so I wasn't surprised when my parents told me that I was getting married.

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After we developed faster-than-light travel that allowed us to traverse thousands of light years in moments, we excitedly began traveling to distant stars in search of new worlds.

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My friend told me that if a girl crawls over to you with a smile, it means she wants it.

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The face of most CPR dummies made today is based on an unknown drowning victim from France known as "L'Inconnue de la Seine," or "The Unknown Woman of the Seine."

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She pulled out a pair of tweezers and started plucking her eyebrows, hoping to look pretty for her date tonight.

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I lit the lighthouse's beacon, knowing that the legend says that whoever lights the beacon will be trapped inside with all the evils that have plagued man as long as it stays lit, but the world would finally be at peace.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Your dog is so big and friendly, he even tried to hop into my bed last night!"	46
Mission control watched their monitors in tense anticipation as the astronaut drifted further and further away from the shuttle, becoming a fleck of white as they broke the record for the furthest untethered spacewalk.	41
I strolled through the ruins of an empty metropolis that had been home to millions, the burnt-out husks of once-proud buildings all that remains of what had been a thriving community.	29
"Gentlemen, I have conducted this experiment dozens of times and believe me, you have absolutely nothing to worry about."	29
Arranged marriages are common in my culture, so I wasn't surprised when my parents told me that I was getting married.	26
After we developed faster-than-light travel that allowed us to traverse thousands of light years in moments, we excitedly began traveling to distant stars in search of new worlds.	25
My friend told me that if a girl crawls over to you with a smile, it means she wants it.	18
The face of most CPR dummies made today is based on an unknown drowning victim from France known as "L'Inconnue de la Seine," or "The Unknown Woman of the Seine."	17
She pulled out a pair of tweezers and started plucking her eyebrows, hoping to look pretty for her date tonight.	16
I lit the lighthouse's beacon, knowing that the legend says that whoever lights the beacon will be trapped inside with all the evils that have plagued man as long as it stays lit, but the world would finally be at peace.	12