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"You can't kill me," I said with a smirk.

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Her letter to me read, "They say you have to learn to love yourself before you can love someone else."

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Every Halloween, I always make sure to include a bag of candy corn with the candy I give away to trick-or-treaters, only to see them throw it away almost immediately.

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"A job well done," thought the crop duster, smiling as he walked away.

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"Be careful, Mom, the floor is lava!" I shouted from atop the dresser.

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I glanced at the caller ID as the phone rang and muttered, "That's the fifth time that number has called today."

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"Mommy, I can't breathe with this mask on," said her daughter.

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[AUG24] The words on the back of the school bus that came to our small community read "STOP WHEN RED LIGHTS FLASH."

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As I fled from my drunk, abusive ex-boyfriend in the middle of the night, I flung my smartphone out of the car window into the pitch-black darkness, afraid that he had been using it to track my movement, and turned into an empty industrial business park in a panicked attempt to get away from him.

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The modified bacteria was a resounding success, able to devour nearly every form of plastic ever developed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You can't kill me," I said with a smirk.	11
Her letter to me read, "They say you have to learn to love yourself before you can love someone else."	10
Every Halloween, I always make sure to include a bag of candy corn with the candy I give away to trick-or-treaters, only to see them throw it away almost immediately.	6
"A job well done," thought the crop duster, smiling as he walked away.	6
"Be careful, Mom, the floor is lava!" I shouted from atop the dresser.	5
I glanced at the caller ID as the phone rang and muttered, "That's the fifth time that number has called today."	4
"Mommy, I can't breathe with this mask on," said her daughter.	4
[AUG24] The words on the back of the school bus that came to our small community read "STOP WHEN RED LIGHTS FLASH."	2
As I fled from my drunk, abusive ex-boyfriend in the middle of the night, I flung my smartphone out of the car window into the pitch-black darkness, afraid that he had been using it to track my movement, and turned into an empty industrial business park in a panicked attempt to get away from him.	1
The modified bacteria was a resounding success, able to devour nearly every form of plastic ever developed.	1