/u/djseifer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Everyone got a good chuckle at your funeral when the epitaph on your tombstone read "Respawn in 3... 2... 1..." Then someone scrawled a "0" after the countdown and now you've suddenly respawned on top of your grave.
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[WP] You stand before a pantheon of assorted gods and goddesses, all eying you questionably. "I don't understand why I'm here," you say. "I'm not a god." "No, but then someone went and turned THIS into some sort of holy scripture," says Zeus as he hands you a paperback copy of your childhood diary.
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[WP] You have mastered lucid dreaming, becoming the master of your dreams. You control anything and everything. However, tonight's dream is a little different. As you come to in the dream world, you see all the people who have ever appeared in your dreams angrily protesting your dream control.
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[WP] Perseverance has discovered life on Mars! It wasn't by fossil records, nor was it by finding organic compounds. No, one of the Martians hotwired the Mars rover and took it for a joyride.
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[WP] You are a reality warper. With a simple thought, you can create a world teeming with life or reduce a galaxy into cosmic dust. You, however, are quite content with causing small acts of mischief and the occasional act of karmic vengeance.
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[WP] You were built for war. At the first sign of conflict, you and your fellow combat units are activated and dropped into the war zone. During a recent skirmish, a stray shot manages to hit you in the arm. To your horror, you don't see oil and mechanical parts in the wound, but flesh and blood.
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[WP] It has been 10 years since your father disappeared while on an urgent mission for the king and declared a traitor to the kingdom. Now that you have come of age, you leave home and embark on a journey to find out what really happened to your father.
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[WP] You were adopted by the local dragon, and while she genuinely loves you, her overprotective nature is getting a little out of hand and embarrassing.
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[WP] A video game turns out to be a top secret government program designed to find people who could be capable of dealing with a threat that could destroy the world. The video game in question? Minesweeper.
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