/u/djseifer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The evil overlord smirked when the oracle prophesied that no man would be able to stop them. Little did they know how open that statement would be to loophole abuse.
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[WP] The color magenta does not actually exist. It's what the human brain concocts because it can't process what color is actually there. Your experimental treatment aims to fix that little quirk, allowing you to finally see what the color magenta really is.
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[WP] Curse words have become actual, powerful curses whose usage is strictly regulated; any unauthorized cursing is prohibited and severely punished. As an agent of the Forbidden Curses Committee, it is your sworn duty to enforce the law and protect the public.
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[WP] War. War never changes. The weapons do, and in this world, the greatest weapon of all is dance.
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[WP] When you became a necromancer, nobody ever warned you about the mountain of paperwork that comes with raising the dead. And that's before factoring taxes into the equation.
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[WP] You've done it. The hero lies broken at your feet. Your armies march towards capital cities around the world on your orders. Total world domination is finally within your grasp. You go to deliver the final blow to your adversary... but you just can't bring yourself to do it.
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[WP] As a family court judge, you've seen and dealt with a lot of crazy things in your courtroom to the point that nothing fazes you any more. Not even the divorcing superhero and supervillain couple in front of you arguing for visitation rights.
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[WP] "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, you walk into mine." "You own the last legal bar on Earth, Rick. Where else am I going to go for a drink?"
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[WP] Everyone has latent super powers that they can activate in times of great stress or duress. Doing so, however, will kill the user shortly afterwards, making it a "last stand" of sorts. You are an anomaly - you're the first person to ever survive the activation of their powers.
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