/u/djseifer's posts
After the dentist pulled one of my wisdom teeth out, he refused to accept any more appointments from me ever again.
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[WP] You've been on the run for so long, it's the only life you know. One day, your past finally catches up to you. Surrounded, you raise your weapon to make your final stand only to have your attackers lower their weapons, saying "Enough, your highness! Please! We just want to bring you home."
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[EU] It has been several months since Truman Burbank escaped the massive soundstage that was his home for nearly his entire life. Now that all the interviews and fame and paparazzi have mostly died down, he's finding that adjusting to real life is a lot harder than he was expecting.
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[WP] You are a well-known smuggler, brought before the king in chains. "I am told that you can smuggle anything in or out of the kingdom," the king says. "I have precious cargo that must make it out of the kingdom," he continues, gesturing to the young crown prince.
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[WP] After showing your new, mostly disinterested foster cat around your home, you realize you haven't named them yet. You decide to call them a cute gibberish-sounding name, to which they react in horror. "How do you know my true name!?" they demand.
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[WP] After scientists managed to isolate and replicate dark matter, researchers around the world jumped in to find uses for it. After a lab experiment goes awry, you discover that dark matter is the catalyst for casting magic spells and become Earth’s first wizard in ages.
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[WP] The heroes stared down the evil emperor and shout, "We've come to end your reign of terror!" The emperor responds "Oh, thank heavens!" and happily tosses away his crown.
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[WP] While cleaning out your late grandmother's basement, you notice what appears to be a hidden door behind a bookshelf. Before you can investigate further, your mom angrily drags you away with a single word: "Don't." Later that night, curiosity gets the better of you.
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[WP] When you were young, your grandmother taught you a short prayer in her native tongue. Whenever you were down on your luck, you were supposed to recite it and it would counter the bad luck. Now that you are older, you discover that you've been chanting a powerful curse the whole time.
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