WritingPrompts

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[WP] A televangelist shows up at the pearly gates, and as soon as the angel stationed there sees him they say “oh, hold on a minute, God wants to talk to you personally!”	22
[WP] At the end of everyone’s life, they are put into the universal TV Tropes and are given tropes that match with their character. Some time after your death, you decide to check your family’s pages for a laugh, and notice that your father is labeled as the big bad.	22
[WP] We were told by NASA that an asteroid was heading towards Earth and would strike us in a few weeks. That’s when an army of demons rose up and offered to help us because “the apocalypse wasn’t set to happen for until much later”.	22
[SP] Hell is just a bunch of therapy sessions with demons until you’re certifiably a good enough person to ascend.	21
[WP] As he prepared to finish his enemy, their ally stopped them and said “ if you kill them, you’ll be just like them”. He responded by striking their enemy dead and saying “ that’s what I was hoping for.”	21
[EU] Tired of constantly having their work taken from them, a group of drunken construction workers get into a fight with this “Bob the Builder” shmuck.	20
[WP] “Before you can enter Heaven, you must live through the lives of those you have killed.” “What? But I didn’t kill anyone!” “What made you think I was only referring to humans?”	20
[WP] “I swear, I only saw it for a fraction of a second, I barely even recognized him!” “I’m sorry kid, but you know the rules, and so do I.”	19
[WP] A group of cultists have managed to awaken Cthulhu from his millennia long slumber. They soon realize just how lazy a being that sleeps for thousands of years really is.	19
[WP] “So, I was coming down to bring the rapture, but then I saw that you guys were trying to make the Rapture happen. Seeing as trying to bring the apocalypse intentionally is kinda messed up, I’ve decided to just not do the Rapture.”	19

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