WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Did you know that daddy long legs are actually called harvestmen?” “Why are they called that?” “That’s... something we don’t talk about.”	5
[WP] You’ve used a teleporter to and from many places ever since you were 5. When you finally pass away and go to the afterlife, you notice that there are a lot of versions of you already there, with the youngest one being 5.	5
[WP] A commercial just aired promoting a new security system. It promotes it by showing the presenter step-by-step as he breaks into a house without the security system and kills the owner.	5
[WP] Heaven and Hell are actually real, but they aren’t what we’ve been told they are. Demons and angels aren’t different species, they just refer to different tiers on a hierarchy, with angels receiving ‘pure’ souls and demons being given ‘tainted’ souls.	5
[WP] Nobody cared too much about the Orion’s Belt, nor did they notice it when it was in the sky. It wasn’t until it started coming apart that people took notice.	4
[WP] They we’re given a choice by the overlord: either they sacrifice their life, or they sacrifice their entire family. The overlord became very concerned when they chose the second option almost immediately.	4
[WP] Earth has discovered a planet with a race of aliens who all wear the same robes and speak of peace between worlds. Seeing them as an easy target, Earth sends a fleet of ships to subjugate them, only for the fleet to return wearing the same robes and saying how we should join them in harmony.	4
[WP] As you hold your weapon above the hero, you exclaim how the world is now yours. However, you hear your men behind you all say how the world is actually theirs, and you realize what the problem with “hiring a bunch of bastards to help you with world domination” is.	4
[WP] At the age of 23, you discovered your ability to cure diseases while holding your dying mother’s hand. Nowadays you go around curing people of their illnesses while also handling your guilt complex for not discovering this ability sooner.	4
[WP] Zeus, being the horny bastard that he is, decided to hook up with a woman in the year 2006. What he wasn’t expecting was the authorities to come walking up Mount Olympus a year later to hand him papers asking him to pay child support.	4

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