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[WP] “Alright, hero, which would you rather live on: you or the city?” “Oh, I’d rather survive for sure, I can always find another city to protect”.
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[WP] Ever since you were born you’ve seen numbers briefly appear above people’s heads whenever they did seemingly anything. You never knew what these numbers represented until you saw two words above a man’s unmoving body: Game Over.
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[WP] Alien’s came to our world and easily conquered us. But they didn’t have us all killed or enslaved for menial labor, rather they saw that we had opposable thumbs rather than tentacles, and they wanted to use us for this “petting thing” they heard so much about from our pets.
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[WP] A man finds an Oracle that he hopes can point him to a chosen one that can bring down the Dark Lord. What he didn’t expect was the Oracle to tell him that the Dark Lord IS the chosen one.
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[WP] During the crusades, you die fighting a heathen via mutual kill. After you’re accepted into Heaven you pass the pearly gates and see the guy you killed also there, having been accepted as well.
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[WP] They we’re given a choice by the overlord: either they sacrifice their life, or they sacrifice their entire family. The overlord became very concerned when they chose the second option almost immediately.
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[WP] A clean bathroom here, an already made breakfast there, and folded clothes as well. You’ve been assigned to investigate the work of the “Serial Helper”.
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[WP] As we travelled through space looking for habitable planets, we found one that was inhabited by a low tech species. When we went to try and conquer them, God revealed himself... to protect the aliens from us.
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[WP] Everything is in place. You’ve acquired an army, you’ve fortified your position, and the enemy nation’s army has retreated from the first battle. However, as you begin your reign of terror, you see a messenger bring you a warning. “The enemy has sent out a speed runner.”
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