/u/dora_la_destruidora's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"C'mon, one drink won't kill you, and it's on the house!"

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I thought that throwing a party that would imitate my own funeral was a nice idea and a great way to start a new life.

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"What the fuck is wrong with that wine?!" - he screamed, heavily vomiting in the bathroom.

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I checked the weather forecast this morning, and it said it would be much warmer by Friday.

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That girl at the Halloween party had the coolest vampire costume I've ever seen!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"C'mon, one drink won't kill you, and it's on the house!"	1753
I thought that throwing a party that would imitate my own funeral was a nice idea and a great way to start a new life.	13
"What the fuck is wrong with that wine?!" - he screamed, heavily vomiting in the bathroom.	10
I checked the weather forecast this morning, and it said it would be much warmer by Friday.	7
That girl at the Halloween party had the coolest vampire costume I've ever seen!	1