/u/douggold11's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I miss my mommy” the little girl said.

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As I sat down with my wife to watch our grown children play with the grandchildren, I appreciated the nature in our backyard and was content to be living the dream.

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I lay in bed with my wife and I’ve never been happier.

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I felt like I’d been washing dishes for hours when my husband started giving me a wonderful shoulder massage.

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I roll my eyes when my realtor thinks she's funny and says the house is haunted.

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My friends thought it would be a great prank to crazy glue my hand to the bottom of the abandoned pool.

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Having someone knock on my door isn’t weird.

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I stood in my yard looking up into the night sky, admiring the beauty of all the shooting stars.

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You know those people who paid to have their heads frozen after they died?

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I suffer from sleep apnea, so I’m used to the occasional sleep paralysis.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I miss my mommy” the little girl said.	60
As I sat down with my wife to watch our grown children play with the grandchildren, I appreciated the nature in our backyard and was content to be living the dream.	57
I lay in bed with my wife and I’ve never been happier.	50
I felt like I’d been washing dishes for hours when my husband started giving me a wonderful shoulder massage.	38
I roll my eyes when my realtor thinks she's funny and says the house is haunted.	23
My friends thought it would be a great prank to crazy glue my hand to the bottom of the abandoned pool.	21
Having someone knock on my door isn’t weird.	21
I stood in my yard looking up into the night sky, admiring the beauty of all the shooting stars.	19
You know those people who paid to have their heads frozen after they died?	15
I suffer from sleep apnea, so I’m used to the occasional sleep paralysis.	9