/u/douggold11's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought telling the genie “I want to live forever” was the ultimate win.

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I proved the time machine worked.

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It was a lot of work to get our large family onto the plane on time.

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Ive been so exhausted lately, but feel a little better waking up from a quick nap.

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Consumed by despair, I jumped off the bridge.

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We were overjoyed to finally receive a time traveler from the future.

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I can still hear everything stuck in this coma, so at least I’m never bored.

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I cried as the coffin was lowered into the ground.

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I’ve been home sick for a month now but my mom says I’ll be fine.

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The doctor told me my right arm is riddled with cancer, so I’m at home coming to terms with the fact we’ll have to amputate.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought telling the genie “I want to live forever” was the ultimate win.	6318
I proved the time machine worked.	205
It was a lot of work to get our large family onto the plane on time.	187
Ive been so exhausted lately, but feel a little better waking up from a quick nap.	100
Consumed by despair, I jumped off the bridge.	97
We were overjoyed to finally receive a time traveler from the future.	93
I can still hear everything stuck in this coma, so at least I’m never bored.	91
I cried as the coffin was lowered into the ground.	83
I’ve been home sick for a month now but my mom says I’ll be fine.	73
The doctor told me my right arm is riddled with cancer, so I’m at home coming to terms with the fact we’ll have to amputate.	66