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"Never dip your dick in crazy", they say, but that's difficult advice to follow when "crazy" is out-of-my-league hot and is telling me she's dying to let her inner freak out.

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After 6 weeks of getting up at 3am to give my infant daughter her bottle it's getting harder and harder to focus.

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Working as an underwater repair diver with the constant darkness and danger never bothered me until today.

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My wife confided in me that she's been empty without a baby.

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Sleep paralysis takes some getting used to.

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The ocean churned crimson as the bodies of the sharks we finned were torn to shreds by the feeding frenzy just under the surface.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Never dip your dick in crazy", they say, but that's difficult advice to follow when "crazy" is out-of-my-league hot and is telling me she's dying to let her inner freak out.	513
After 6 weeks of getting up at 3am to give my infant daughter her bottle it's getting harder and harder to focus.	147
Working as an underwater repair diver with the constant darkness and danger never bothered me until today.	18
My wife confided in me that she's been empty without a baby.	18
Sleep paralysis takes some getting used to.	4
The ocean churned crimson as the bodies of the sharks we finned were torn to shreds by the feeding frenzy just under the surface.	2