/u/drforged's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“We have to wait until Christmas Eve to put baby Jesus in the manger, sweetheart,” I reminded my daughter as she played with the doll at the kitchen table, sipping my coffee and feeling thankful that both of the kids had finally slept through the night.

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“I know, pretty silly that her house has chicken legs, huh?” I asked my daughter, turning the page in the storybook as she wrinkled her nose thoughtfully.

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“So what if I killed your cat, what are you going to do about it?” the boy from down the street sneered, tossing a rock up into the air like it might be me next.

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When the police told me my husband was a suspect in those serial murders last year, I gave him an alibi even though I don’t know for certain where he was.

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“Have you ever seen a monster?” My son asked as I tucked him in, pulling his toy closer.

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“It’s ‘Merry Christmas,’” the woman snidely corrected me when I wished her a happy holiday weekend, but I just smiled back.

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[DEC23] I admired the wintery landscape of our backyard as the kids got their snow gear on, thinking their snow fort had doubled in size since I last saw it.

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"Oh no, did that reindeer crash?" the little girl pointed at the classroom's window, and her teacher squinted out into the snowstorm.

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The sunset on the waves was breathtaking, with colors glittering vibrantly on the surf and dolphins jumping on the horizon.

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[DEC23] I opened the front door, inwardly groaning as I saw that the snowfall had almost doubled overnight and now blocked us in entirely.

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“We have to wait until Christmas Eve to put baby Jesus in the manger, sweetheart,” I reminded my daughter as she played with the doll at the kitchen table, sipping my coffee and feeling thankful that both of the kids had finally slept through the night.	4815
“I know, pretty silly that her house has chicken legs, huh?” I asked my daughter, turning the page in the storybook as she wrinkled her nose thoughtfully.	1912
“So what if I killed your cat, what are you going to do about it?” the boy from down the street sneered, tossing a rock up into the air like it might be me next.	1551
When the police told me my husband was a suspect in those serial murders last year, I gave him an alibi even though I don’t know for certain where he was.	1368
“Have you ever seen a monster?” My son asked as I tucked him in, pulling his toy closer.	1256
“It’s ‘Merry Christmas,’” the woman snidely corrected me when I wished her a happy holiday weekend, but I just smiled back.	33
[DEC23] I admired the wintery landscape of our backyard as the kids got their snow gear on, thinking their snow fort had doubled in size since I last saw it.	15
"Oh no, did that reindeer crash?" the little girl pointed at the classroom's window, and her teacher squinted out into the snowstorm.	7
The sunset on the waves was breathtaking, with colors glittering vibrantly on the surf and dolphins jumping on the horizon.	5
[DEC23] I opened the front door, inwardly groaning as I saw that the snowfall had almost doubled overnight and now blocked us in entirely.	1