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| Everyone said the world was ending-- no one mentioned how boring it would be. | 1264 | | | | |
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| If you've seen my friend Liz call the cops. Her boyfriend has been sending her home in pieces. | 829 | | | | |
| A personal note on a horrific disease: Case #229, AKA Patient Brittle. (Part One) | 703 | | | | |
| A personal note on case #229 (pt 2) | 525 | | | | |
| My Boyfriend Doesn't Know About the Man in the Basement | 432 | | | | |
| Cupid's Stupid-- A Divorce Lawyer's Nightmare | 431 | | | | |
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