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"I want to stay dead." "I can't let you do that." "Why? Let me stay dead, please." "I'm not sorry for loving you."

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What could possibly go wrong?

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(It's totally worth it guys)

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"I'll pay taxes over many other people's dead bodies."

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"Yo lemme get some of that"

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"He's Red. (Retired Extremely Dangerous)." Player: "Well yeah he's also about to be DED."

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Sometimes the ends DO justify the means

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"I'm not getting shot by a crazy dwarf for you, sorry not sorry."

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"Don't cry, don't fret. Don't mourn them, the decaying bodies lumped at your feet. They're with me, now. Now come, join your parents. Come with me." Every time he stabs someone: "Don't you see? I'm saving you. I'm saving all of you."

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Actions have consequences, and elaborate assassination plots are fun to write

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I want to stay dead." "I can't let you do that." "Why? Let me stay dead, please." "I'm not sorry for loving you."	3301
What could possibly go wrong?	2933
(It's totally worth it guys)	2010
"I'll pay taxes over many other people's dead bodies."	1578
"Yo lemme get some of that"	1100
"He's Red. (Retired Extremely Dangerous)." Player: "Well yeah he's also about to be DED."	872
Sometimes the ends DO justify the means	843
"I'm not getting shot by a crazy dwarf for you, sorry not sorry."	424
"Don't cry, don't fret. Don't mourn them, the decaying bodies lumped at your feet. They're with me, now. Now come, join your parents. Come with me." Every time he stabs someone: "Don't you see? I'm saving you. I'm saving all of you."	309
Actions have consequences, and elaborate assassination plots are fun to write	38