/u/duterium's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Everyone celebrated Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins when they returned from the moon.

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Looking through the missing children's reports, I was horrified by how many of them I recognized.

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I looked at the mirror and could not believe the monster I'd become.

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Shaking, I put the gun in my mouth, knowing I had to pull the trigger before it was too late.

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Curiosity finally got the best of me, and i tried my neighbor's dog food.

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I wish that strike of lightning had killed me.

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"Goldfish have short memories", sneered the weird guy at PetSmart.

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I tugged on my eyelash to make a wish

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After spilling a boiling pot on myself and a few minutes of denial, i looked in the mirror at the se ere burns and boils on my skin.

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I thought that red urine was concerning

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone celebrated Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins when they returned from the moon.	10752
Looking through the missing children's reports, I was horrified by how many of them I recognized.	362
I looked at the mirror and could not believe the monster I'd become.	46
Shaking, I put the gun in my mouth, knowing I had to pull the trigger before it was too late.	35
Curiosity finally got the best of me, and i tried my neighbor's dog food.	30
I wish that strike of lightning had killed me.	26
"Goldfish have short memories", sneered the weird guy at PetSmart.	25
I tugged on my eyelash to make a wish	17
After spilling a boiling pot on myself and a few minutes of denial, i looked in the mirror at the se ere burns and boils on my skin.	10
I thought that red urine was concerning	10