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Recently my husband started leaving cute post-its on the mirror in the morning like “Hey sexy ;)”

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Learning new things can sometimes be scary.

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I came home from school and immediately hopped on my computer to play some games.

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When I smelt the strong scent of booze coming from my dad’s shirt, I ran upstairs to my room.

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I couldn’t find my best friend anywhere at the mall today.

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I found a gold ring while I was digging a hole in the backyard so I went to give it to my wife.

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I’m not sure why I choose to bite my nails, they don’t taste very good.

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It was a long and hard battle but the heroes finally saved the planet from the alien invasion.

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Couldn’t get much sleep lately so I went to a doctor and found out I have insomnia.

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I was getting some steaks at my local butcher shop when I noticed a finger in the display.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Recently my husband started leaving cute post-its on the mirror in the morning like “Hey sexy ;)”	888
Learning new things can sometimes be scary.	373
I came home from school and immediately hopped on my computer to play some games.	271
When I smelt the strong scent of booze coming from my dad’s shirt, I ran upstairs to my room.	246
I couldn’t find my best friend anywhere at the mall today.	244
I found a gold ring while I was digging a hole in the backyard so I went to give it to my wife.	222
I’m not sure why I choose to bite my nails, they don’t taste very good.	70
It was a long and hard battle but the heroes finally saved the planet from the alien invasion.	42
Couldn’t get much sleep lately so I went to a doctor and found out I have insomnia.	29
I was getting some steaks at my local butcher shop when I noticed a finger in the display.	17