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My doctor called me and said I only had 24 hours to live.

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After years of being tormented by an imaginary friend named Lily, I finally mustered the courage to tell my therapist about her.

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A big smile spread across my face as I lay in bed with my phone in one hand while my other hand laid in my crotch.

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"Give it to me, please give it to me I'm soaking wet!" she screamed.

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"Me", my wife responded to my question of "What's for dinner tonight?" NSFW

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I suffer from sleep paralysis so when I woke up unable to move, I thought nothing of it.

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As I finished fastening the straps around my daughter's wrists and ankles, I reassured her everything is going to be OK as I watched the tears stream down her face.

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The doctor said to my partner's horror and I, at least you two won't need protection with each other anymore!

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Congratulations, your house is sold!

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My dad walked into the house and said "you should've locked the door."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My doctor called me and said I only had 24 hours to live.	2706
After years of being tormented by an imaginary friend named Lily, I finally mustered the courage to tell my therapist about her.	273
A big smile spread across my face as I lay in bed with my phone in one hand while my other hand laid in my crotch.	81
"Give it to me, please give it to me I'm soaking wet!" she screamed.	18
"Me", my wife responded to my question of "What's for dinner tonight?" NSFW	10
I suffer from sleep paralysis so when I woke up unable to move, I thought nothing of it.	8
As I finished fastening the straps around my daughter's wrists and ankles, I reassured her everything is going to be OK as I watched the tears stream down her face.	6
The doctor said to my partner's horror and I, at least you two won't need protection with each other anymore!	6
Congratulations, your house is sold!	3
My dad walked into the house and said "you should've locked the door."	3