/u/error404_name_dlted's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is the plane's artificial intelligence speaking.

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I should have tied the rope tighter.

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The scientists observed that the number of earthquakes on the Moon have increased over the past few weeks.

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I made the mistake of not picking a coffin before I died.

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As an anastesiologist I can get away with a lot, without even needing to kill someone.

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People say not to leave kids or pets in the car on hot days.

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Do you know how many organs the human body needs to stay alive?

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"Nurse, the patient is flatlining, get the defribrilllator, now!" said the doctor.

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I'm a human being.

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I started picking at my thumb again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the plane's artificial intelligence speaking.	939
I should have tied the rope tighter.	121
The scientists observed that the number of earthquakes on the Moon have increased over the past few weeks.	108
I made the mistake of not picking a coffin before I died.	99
As an anastesiologist I can get away with a lot, without even needing to kill someone.	89
People say not to leave kids or pets in the car on hot days.	77
Do you know how many organs the human body needs to stay alive?	77
"Nurse, the patient is flatlining, get the defribrilllator, now!" said the doctor.	65
I'm a human being.	62
I started picking at my thumb again.	48