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Doctors regularly move comatose patients because lying still for only a few weeks can cause permanent tissue damage.

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I thought they were joking when they said too much coffee was going to kill me.

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“Oh, Darling,” I said, “how sweet of you to comfort me.”

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In June, the days would get so hot we’d leave the windows open.

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It was typical for neighbors to keep holiday decorations up several weeks after Christmas.

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Following the war, they attempted reprogramming the androids into lawyers after observing their knack for logistics.

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“What you’re suggesting is preposterous,” I said, “we found the head in a dumpster on the other side of town.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Doctors regularly move comatose patients because lying still for only a few weeks can cause permanent tissue damage.	600
I thought they were joking when they said too much coffee was going to kill me.	57
“Oh, Darling,” I said, “how sweet of you to comfort me.”	48
In June, the days would get so hot we’d leave the windows open.	26
It was typical for neighbors to keep holiday decorations up several weeks after Christmas.	19
Following the war, they attempted reprogramming the androids into lawyers after observing their knack for logistics.	12
“What you’re suggesting is preposterous,” I said, “we found the head in a dumpster on the other side of town.”	1