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"I don't know why anyone would want to hurt her when she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body," I innocently told the police.

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On Benton St in Iowa City at 11:11pm, a scarred man sits in his car waiting to start life anew.

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When she turned and saw me in the campus police uniform, she visibly relaxed and slowed down her pace as we continued on the dimly lit path.

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The sound of raindrops woke me up.

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If only we had a little more time, maybe we could have patched things up.

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Her date kept trying to persuade her to stay at his place for "just one more drink."

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I always try to act unruly and unlikable when the nice couples visit our foster home.

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My wife and I have been baking bread using our daughter's sourdough starter, and delivering them to homeless shelters and hospices across the state.

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My estranged sister RSVP'd that she would be attending my wedding in July.

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I went on a few dates with a guy I met online who ticked all the right boxes except for his fervent insistence on wearing his N95 mask whenever we were together.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I don't know why anyone would want to hurt her when she doesn't have a single mean bone in her body," I innocently told the police.	131	TwoSentenceHorror
On Benton St in Iowa City at 11:11pm, a scarred man sits in his car waiting to start life anew.	102	TwoSentenceHorror
When she turned and saw me in the campus police uniform, she visibly relaxed and slowed down her pace as we continued on the dimly lit path.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
The sound of raindrops woke me up.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
If only we had a little more time, maybe we could have patched things up.	50	TwoSentenceHorror
Her date kept trying to persuade her to stay at his place for "just one more drink."	48	TwoSentenceHorror
I always try to act unruly and unlikable when the nice couples visit our foster home.	44	TwoSentenceSadness
My wife and I have been baking bread using our daughter's sourdough starter, and delivering them to homeless shelters and hospices across the state.	37	TwoSentenceSadness
My estranged sister RSVP'd that she would be attending my wedding in July.	35	TwoSentenceSadness
I went on a few dates with a guy I met online who ticked all the right boxes except for his fervent insistence on wearing his N95 mask whenever we were together.	33	TwoSentenceHorror