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I work at a crematorium loading bodies into the furnace.

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My wife loves Halloween and can go a little overboard with the decorations sometimes.

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I always felt like I didn't belong, and my 23andMe test results have finally confirmed my suspicions.

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As the town's only coroner, I had to perform my father-in-law's autopsy, and was shocked to find that all of his internal organs were missing.

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I whispered to my daughter that she looked radiant in her wedding dress as I walked her down the aisle.

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I had always wanted a photo of my mother, who packed all of her things and left us for another family when I was ten.

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After years of orders and abuse, she finally had enough and had to put her foot down.

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I woke up nestled in the comforting arms of my husband of fifteen years.

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"Please don't do it," I pleaded with my best friend as she stood on the ledge of the building.

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Grace didn't think much of it when the substitute driving instructor took her to a deserted road outside town to practice.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I work at a crematorium loading bodies into the furnace.	13623	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife loves Halloween and can go a little overboard with the decorations sometimes.	10736	TwoSentenceHorror
I always felt like I didn't belong, and my 23andMe test results have finally confirmed my suspicions.	8748	TwoSentenceHorror
As the town's only coroner, I had to perform my father-in-law's autopsy, and was shocked to find that all of his internal organs were missing.	2576	TwoSentenceHorror
I whispered to my daughter that she looked radiant in her wedding dress as I walked her down the aisle.	2420	TwoSentenceSadness
I had always wanted a photo of my mother, who packed all of her things and left us for another family when I was ten.	1780	TwoSentenceSadness
After years of orders and abuse, she finally had enough and had to put her foot down.	521	TwoSentenceHorror
I woke up nestled in the comforting arms of my husband of fifteen years.	294	TwoSentenceHorror
"Please don't do it," I pleaded with my best friend as she stood on the ledge of the building.	253	TwoSentenceHorror
Grace didn't think much of it when the substitute driving instructor took her to a deserted road outside town to practice.	164	TwoSentenceHorror