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I’ve grown to dislike hot temperatures and being inside my car alone.

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My mother dropped some soup off at my dorm but I wasn’t home at the time so my roommate answered the door.

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Driving home from an awful tinder date, I pull out my phone to block him from tinder.

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The final scene of the movie featured a crazy gun duel.

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I accidentally fell asleep with my newborn in my arms.

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late night on a cold desolate road I slam the car’s brakes as I almost run over a running man.

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“Wanna come over, I’m home alone of the weekend,” I said to my bestfriend over the home phone.

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“you are immortal”

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My friend gave me an alarm clock to put beside my bed.

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I played a game of rock paper scissors against my old buddy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve grown to dislike hot temperatures and being inside my car alone.	265
My mother dropped some soup off at my dorm but I wasn’t home at the time so my roommate answered the door.	61
Driving home from an awful tinder date, I pull out my phone to block him from tinder.	37
The final scene of the movie featured a crazy gun duel.	25
I accidentally fell asleep with my newborn in my arms.	21
late night on a cold desolate road I slam the car’s brakes as I almost run over a running man.	16
“Wanna come over, I’m home alone of the weekend,” I said to my bestfriend over the home phone.	10
“you are immortal”	9
My friend gave me an alarm clock to put beside my bed.	8
I played a game of rock paper scissors against my old buddy.	7