/u/excexcexc's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My neck was very stiff after a long day at the office so I gave it a good rub with tiger balm before bed.

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He was on his knees behind the gas station.

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Every human flesh connoisseur knows that no meal is as exquisite as one that you share DNA with.

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"Why are you not wearing a mask?" the security guard at the entrance of the hospital asked.

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Cinderella had to crawl and howl back home that night.

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I wake up with a yelp - the cat is pawing at my face, soaked in blood.

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“If there is a little boy and you are the only one who can see him”

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I found him over my daughter’s crib trying to take her

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White Russian

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I told the delivery person to just drop my order at the door - I’d tip on the app - they did, but I can see them holding a bat, hiding in the corner on the camera.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My neck was very stiff after a long day at the office so I gave it a good rub with tiger balm before bed.	57
He was on his knees behind the gas station.	33
Every human flesh connoisseur knows that no meal is as exquisite as one that you share DNA with.	30
"Why are you not wearing a mask?" the security guard at the entrance of the hospital asked.	15
Cinderella had to crawl and howl back home that night.	13
I wake up with a yelp - the cat is pawing at my face, soaked in blood.	11
“If there is a little boy and you are the only one who can see him”	4
I found him over my daughter’s crib trying to take her	3
White Russian	3
I told the delivery person to just drop my order at the door - I’d tip on the app - they did, but I can see them holding a bat, hiding in the corner on the camera.	2