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When I was young my dad always asked me to come deer hunting with him.

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"THE END", the author wrote and set aside his pen, knowing this was to be the work he'd be most remembered for.

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"We can still save my wife", I shouted and refused to stop the CPR.

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When the news of the zombie epidemic broke I went on a killing spree.

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My mom's been acting really weird so while she went for groceries I searched her bedroom and found a note on her nightstand.

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[FEB23] When my girlfriend tearfully confessed she has Munchausen syndrome, I presented a ring and promised to always love her in fake sickness and in health.

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Damn, this meat tastes bland.

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"It's not your time yet, darling", my late wife said and pushed me off the cloud.

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"We're playing hide and seek, so stay in the closet as quiet as a mouse, no matter what", she told the child as the moonlit stairwell creaked under the man's footsteps.

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"Walk towards the light, they're all waiting for you, dear", the psychic pleaded.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was young my dad always asked me to come deer hunting with him.	308
"THE END", the author wrote and set aside his pen, knowing this was to be the work he'd be most remembered for.	285
"We can still save my wife", I shouted and refused to stop the CPR.	223
When the news of the zombie epidemic broke I went on a killing spree.	207
My mom's been acting really weird so while she went for groceries I searched her bedroom and found a note on her nightstand.	193
[FEB23] When my girlfriend tearfully confessed she has Munchausen syndrome, I presented a ring and promised to always love her in fake sickness and in health.	147
Damn, this meat tastes bland.	144
"It's not your time yet, darling", my late wife said and pushed me off the cloud.	140
"We're playing hide and seek, so stay in the closet as quiet as a mouse, no matter what", she told the child as the moonlit stairwell creaked under the man's footsteps.	140
"Walk towards the light, they're all waiting for you, dear", the psychic pleaded.	125