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When I asked my sister what birthday present I should get for her four-year-old, she suggested a stuffed animal.

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You know how they always warn you not to forget your kid in the car on a hot summer day?

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My parents always joked about how little I resembled my father.

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My wife had one final wish before she passed away.

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I found a VHS of our family's trip to Spain when I was two.

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After the guests marveled at the deep red of the freshly painted living room wall, they queried if my wife was joining the dinner party.

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When I was a kid, I made blood oaths with all my friends.

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Please, do NOT upvote this!

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It was only after the DNA test that I accepted she was my daughter.

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Still haven’t found a psychic that wasn’t a complete phony.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I asked my sister what birthday present I should get for her four-year-old, she suggested a stuffed animal.	94
You know how they always warn you not to forget your kid in the car on a hot summer day?	79
My parents always joked about how little I resembled my father.	65
My wife had one final wish before she passed away.	61
I found a VHS of our family's trip to Spain when I was two.	55
After the guests marveled at the deep red of the freshly painted living room wall, they queried if my wife was joining the dinner party.	45
When I was a kid, I made blood oaths with all my friends.	44
Please, do NOT upvote this!	43
It was only after the DNA test that I accepted she was my daughter.	43
Still haven’t found a psychic that wasn’t a complete phony.	43