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I changed her diapers, walked her to school, comforted her after her first breakup and hugged her tight after I drove her to college.

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I got her on tape confessing that my husband didn't really sexually assault her, and it was her who unsuccessfully tried to start an affair with him.

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"No worries, we're pretty swamped here already", I said as a guest called to cancel.

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She reached out her arms and laughed as her child took his first steps and waddled towards her.

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"This is from the gentleman over there", the waitress said as she brought me another drink.

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As he wrote his family a page full of unintelligible gobbledygook, he realized his mistake.

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We kissed and hugged our daughter, holding hands and waving as she drove away to college.

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"THE END", the author wrote and set aside his pen, knowing this was to be the work he'd be most remembered for.

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"Yes, that's my husband", I said without emotion when they showed me his body at the morgue.

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Every time I used my late dad's wired earbuds I remembered all the good times we had and the great albums we listened to together.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I changed her diapers, walked her to school, comforted her after her first breakup and hugged her tight after I drove her to college.	661
I got her on tape confessing that my husband didn't really sexually assault her, and it was her who unsuccessfully tried to start an affair with him.	607
"No worries, we're pretty swamped here already", I said as a guest called to cancel.	455
She reached out her arms and laughed as her child took his first steps and waddled towards her.	256
"This is from the gentleman over there", the waitress said as she brought me another drink.	250
As he wrote his family a page full of unintelligible gobbledygook, he realized his mistake.	241
We kissed and hugged our daughter, holding hands and waving as she drove away to college.	196
"THE END", the author wrote and set aside his pen, knowing this was to be the work he'd be most remembered for.	165
"Yes, that's my husband", I said without emotion when they showed me his body at the morgue.	139
Every time I used my late dad's wired earbuds I remembered all the good times we had and the great albums we listened to together.	100