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The sailors saw salvation, thanked God, and jumped off the sinking ship to swim to the lush, beautiful island. Watching them from the undergrowth, the residents thanked God, and waited for dinner.

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A squad of feds in hazmat suits barged into my home and took my dog, Rex--they said it was a matter of containing the new bug...

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I was born deaf, except for the Glorious Voices of the Angels, which I do hear every waking moment.

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In the morning, I went to check out of the random bed-and-breakfast that I found last night (after I got lost in the backwoods).

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The sailors saw salvation, thanked God, and jumped off the sinking ship to swim to the lush, beautiful island. Watching them from the undergrowth, the residents thanked God, and waited for dinner.	555
A squad of feds in hazmat suits barged into my home and took my dog, Rex--they said it was a matter of containing the new bug...	25
I was born deaf, except for the Glorious Voices of the Angels, which I do hear every waking moment.	16
In the morning, I went to check out of the random bed-and-breakfast that I found last night (after I got lost in the backwoods).	13