/u/fearosis's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"No, Pumpkin, monsters aren't real," I assured my daughter as I tucked her in for the night, leaving her room.

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As I lay perfectly still, surrounded by darkness, I remember something from my textbook about there being enough oxygen for 5 hours...

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"Good boys don't pee in the house," I said angrily forcing him into the small cage.

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"Jimmy, did you remember to get different nails for the new Hathaway project?" the foreman asked me, still upset over the last "incident".

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I just bought one of those neat safety table saws that immediately stops whenever it comes in contact with flesh.

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The war dragged on until someone had enough and tried to end it all by launching nuclear missiles all around the world.

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I finally got in with the ENT after my nose would NOT stop itching.

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After the Fallout, I started an All You Can Eat Buffet to feed the hungry and homeless...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No, Pumpkin, monsters aren't real," I assured my daughter as I tucked her in for the night, leaving her room.	57
As I lay perfectly still, surrounded by darkness, I remember something from my textbook about there being enough oxygen for 5 hours...	28
"Good boys don't pee in the house," I said angrily forcing him into the small cage.	11
"Jimmy, did you remember to get different nails for the new Hathaway project?" the foreman asked me, still upset over the last "incident".	10
I just bought one of those neat safety table saws that immediately stops whenever it comes in contact with flesh.	8
The war dragged on until someone had enough and tried to end it all by launching nuclear missiles all around the world.	4
I finally got in with the ENT after my nose would NOT stop itching.	4
After the Fallout, I started an All You Can Eat Buffet to feed the hungry and homeless...	3